>instantly dematerializes Monke's NOOOOOK in flight >MIC glowie flying black triangles appear next to the delivery system as it exits the silo >the one, singular white person (CIA plant wearing a monkey Zoopals plate in a string as a mask) in the FSB calls his buddies in Langley This is all, of course, ignoring what will actually happen: >entire world immediately turns Moscow into rubble, Monke is vaporized, Rasha ceases to exist >NOOOOOOOOK detonates with significantly reduced yield and possibly significantly increased fallout >50% chance prior theoretical occurs and Monke dies >MIC glowies decide if they let slip that Rasha tried to NOOOOOOOOOOOOOK the peaceable black transwomen of YUO-CRANE
>Monke just hit some part of YUO-CRANE with the world's most expensive and overrated dirty-bomb >if ICBM is not lucky: NOOOOOOOOOOOOK fails to reach supercriticality >entire world immediately turns Moscow into rubble, Monke is crucified, Rasha ceases to exist >if ICBM has the luck of the devil: NOOOOOOOOK detonates with significantly reduced yield and possibly significantly increased fallout >shitty ICBM hits YUO-CRANE offensive to cover orc good-faith withdrawal >unless MIC glowies decide to let it slip that the silos popped and nothing happened for yet another Cassus Belli for the world to rally against and zoomers to kek incoherently at
>General Vasyli sold the other half for wood-alcohol money >General Sergei sold half the fuel in the silos for krokodil money 1.54 MB WEBM Assuming he even has the ability to just tell the RUAF nuclear forces to crack open the silos and unleash the NOOOOOOKZ, either
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